Nickname: tess the mess

Boring name: Tess Mellberg

Role on the tourbus: Sugarmama/Singer

Might be kicked out of the bus because: the others get sick of turning around for stuff she lost or forgot on the way

Might be taken aboard again because: she’s the only one who knows where we’re going and what we’re doin this week

Personal item: kickassbackseathippie-guitar

Rumors say that: she’s already wanted by the cops in Berlin

Mission: faking innocence

Nickname: the man

Boring name: Klara Stenfelt

Role on the tourbus: (fridge)bouncer/bassplayer

Might be kicked out of the bus because of: talkin and laughing in her sleep

Might be taken aboard again because: sometimes she gives us beer from the fridge

Personal item: swedish poison called snuff

Rumors say that: she wants to trash hotels

Mission: becoming a rockstar

Nickname: the myth

Boring name; Mårten Pella

Role on the tourbus: wunderbaum/percussionist

Might be kicked out of the bus because: we wanna se if he can catch up running

Might be taken aboard again: if he makes it

Personal item: drugs

Rumors say that: he might chain himself to any oilrig in sight

Mission: saving Germany

Nickname: the legend

Boring name: Markus Hahn

Role on the tourbus: centre of attention/ guitarist

Might be kicked out of the bus because: he comes with overly smart comments about geography and hacking computers

Might be taken aboard again because: at times it’s kind of handy with someone who actually listened at school

Personal item: trimmer

Rumors say that: his part of the morning- gymnastics will make us all cry

Mission: Deutsch Zentralbank

Nickname: the fixer

Boring name:  Jocke Söderblom

Role on the tourbus: captain of who gets to pea/ driver

Might be kicked out of the bus because: of extremely smelly feet

Might be taken aboard again because: well…he owns the bus

Personal item: portable fridge for front seat

Rumors say that: he knows how to charm metermaids in german

Mission: become wanted by the cops in Berlin

Nickname: U.S. Hamster

Boring name: Klara Näslund

Role on the tourbus: feeder of the troops/ happy hangaround

Might be kicked out of the bus because: she brought bad wine (and spilled it)

Might be taken aboard again because: bad wine is better than no wine

Personal item: “the tandoorimousse” now smelling like wild strawberries

Rumors say that: she’ll represent the rockstar- lifestyle while the other nerds do gymnastics

Mission: impossible

Nickname: The tripod

Boring name: Hannes Anagrius

Role on the tourbus: Carrier of light/ happy hangaround

Might be kicked out of the bus because: his hair is in the way of the rare view mirror

Might be taken aboard again because: the hair is beautiful

Personal item: blue diablo

Rumors say that: he will tag the berlin wall with a happy lobster

Mission during the tour: tripod phone home